Thursday, 5 May 2016

Brought to you by Youtube Part I

*Phone rings*
Hi twit!

 Hey dork. What do you want? 

Sissy, I need your help.

 With what, Natalia? Why do you ALWAYS put yourself in situations I have to get you out of?

 Doms, you wound me. I can take care of my own shit. I just need you to do something for my video.

 OOOHhhh. You need me to help out with your Youtube thing? What do I need to do? I might consider. 

Oh dude, it’s really easy. But cool, you know, I just want you to get out here and do exciting things. Try something new so that you’re not holed up in your room all the damn time

That didn’t answer my question, Nat. And... That ‘holing up’ isn’t worse than talking to a camera and hope what you record gets likes.

 Chill, don’t go Dominique on me. I just have this video idea where random people are paired up and they get to know each other with thought provoking questions. This might just go viral, Elle. If it does, OMG! I’ll get to go to Playlist Live and actually meet the big Youtubers. Doms, please say you’ll help. I have a feeling it’ll work and I want you to be part. Please, please, please, pretty please with Maltesers on top? 

Dang Nat, you really know how to talk a person’s ear off. But yeah sure, I guess. It seems pretty cool but please pair me up with someone who can handle my awesomeness. My modest self needs someone who’s pretty dang awesome too, in an opposite kind of way. You know what I mean. 

I can try, sissy. No promises though. Okay. I’ll send you an address a week before the shoot. Dress nice and wear make–up. We don’t want you to look washed out in the video. Thanks a bunch. Love ya! See you soon lil sis!

 I’m only 11 months younger and I’m taller than you but I guess I love you too. See you and you’re buying dinner when we see each other. 

Yeah yeah. Bye. I’ll let you get back to whatever nerdy thing you’re doing in your room. Possibly memorizing the Constitution and looking for mens rea in whatever new case you have. 
*Click*



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